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>> jimmy: no, they're not gonna -- >> come on man, you know it. no i -- -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> jimmy: i love that movie. >> i saw you will of the movies. it was really inspiring this ♪ [ cheers and applause ] year and prompted me to -- if i >> jimmy: that's a crowd. could plug future projects. that's a new york city crowd, right there welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. >> jimmy: you got inspired? i'm so happy you guys are here. >> i got very inspired. i've got a movie coming out called "black tron." hey, did -- did anyone see this? the obama administration announced a $53 billion plan to [ light laughter ] it's "black swan" meets tron. build a network of high-speed [ laughter ] trains across the u.s. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and it's a bunch of girls in fact, it's already made obama that make out on motorcycles the favorite to win the election while they throw frisbees. [ scattered applause ] of 1836. >> jimmy: that sounds -- i'd [ laughter ] love to see that. that sounds real good. >> that might grab a trophy next year. [ old timey accent ] >> jimmy: that sounds real good. "they're building trains. go all the way to californee. >> and another one -- yes, it's [ laughter ] still going. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> based on "inception" but i [ cheers and applause ] invade wet dreams called "insertion." [cheers and applause ] there's gold! >> jimmy: okay. there's gold in them there >> hold on guys. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. hills! come on. >> they get way better than that. >> jimmy: sometimes they do. >> they get way better then that. they should be. i can't wait. this donkey is getting' old!" >> jimmy: you know what's very funny is you in "just go with it."
in more political news, vice president biden welcomes dude, you scored so hard in this movie. you are so funny in this movie. sylvania's prime minister, >> thanks, dude. >> jimmy: i know you're funny in borut pahor, to the white house everything you do. today. but i mean, god in this movie you gotta love nick swardson. it was a little awkward, though, he's so good in this. 'cause when biden heard his name you play, i'm not kidding, your character's name is doulf lungren. was borut, he was like -- [ laughter ] [ borat impersonation ] "your country is nice. i like. sexy time. my wife." [ laughter ] >> doulf lungren. and so i adopt this austrian strange accent. >> jimmy: you have crazy -- it's an austrian accent. you have crazy coke bottle glasses. and this morning on the "today" >> coke bottle glasses. show, michelle obama called the bush twins magnificent and chelsea clinton a solid young woman. yep. [ light laughter ] and i'm just disgiused, "like in fact, the only president's hey what's up?" you know what i mean? it's just like -- kid she didn't compliment was >> jimmy: how did you end up getting that? george bush senior's. did you just write that in? or did sandler come up with [ audience ohs ] that? >> it was in the script and i was -- i was hanging out one day and i got a call from sandler. interesting. and he's like, "hey, man" -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did not do -- >> he might not have done that. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he called you and [ applause ] said -- you guys, get this a new survey [ laughter ] found that 15% of americans have had more sex than usual while and that's what made you get the being snowed in this winter. roll. [cheers and applause ] you go -- >> that was it. >> jimmy: no problem. >> sandler does his little magic.
>> jimmy: yeah. >> magic whistle. so who's laughing now, hawaii? [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> uh, no. he's like, "hey, can you do an austrian accent." and i'm like, "yeah. you guys are getting lei'ed but yeah, i think i can figure that we're getting laid! out." he's like, "okay." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and i'm like, "all right." he's like, "do it." and i was like, "right now?" and he's like, "yeah." [ humming "sanford and son" theme ] and i'm like -- [ austrian accent ] go to the bar. and he's like, "yeah, all right. cool man. i'll see you later." and he just hung up the phone. >> jimmy: so you got the gig. >> i'm not kidding. and then had me call one of the other producers and i did this hey, this is interesting, you voice and then -- all process. guys. [ laughter ] a -- basically that was kind of like [ laughter ] my first -- >> jimmy: you've known sandler for a long time, don't you? you've been working with him for like -- i don't know what -- >> seven or eight years. it's pretty crazy. i just felt like >> jimmy: yeah, it's good sandler as a buddy. "sanford and son" was the way to >> it's good man. go. this is interesting. he's a good friend. he's very fun. very down to earth. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you also -- you don't. there's no pressure to shop for a new report found that apple is him on the holidays. the most valuable company on earth. >> jimmy: no? although personally, i think the >> because he's got a lot of things. [ laughter ] most valuable company on earth is the company you keep. [ audience aws ] he's been around awhile. he's got some dough. >> jimmy: you just don't get him anything. >> you can't. right, my dear, questlove? [ laughter ] i can't be like, "hey i got you -- a got you a ferrari." he'd be like, "ah, i got 78 of those."
[ laughter ] [ humming "sanford and son" theme ] ♪ >> jimmy: 78 ferraris. >> to impress him i'd have to be like "hey, i bought you ohio." [ laughter ] and even then he'd still be like, "ah, pacino just got me that." >> jimmy: oh man. some more tech news. sprint is coming out with a two-screen phone called the echo. we have a clipado. >> do you really? from "throw mama from the train?" >> jimmy: no. it's nice. no. no, no, no. calm down. from -- from your -- from your movie. one screen is for you and the other displays an apology to the >> oh. person you're eating dinner with. okay. all right. >> jimmy: "just go with it." it's like -- "would you get off the stupid >> "just go with it." >> jimmy: i think this is the thing? airport scene. >> this is -- my character kind this oatmeal is delicious." of springs my whole german guy on sandler and aniston. -- if you're eating oatmeal. they don't know. they're at the airport about to go to hawaii. this is a pretty crazy story. a woman here in new york was so they get a free trip to shocked when she bought the dvd "go, diego, go" and it turned hawaii i adopt this persona and this me throwing it for the first time. >> jimmy: so the first time. they've never seen it. out to be a porno called "bubble butt bonanza #17." so here's the great nick [ laughter ] swardson in "just go with it." meanwhile, the guy who bought >> don't leave me. "bubble butt bonanza #17" was like, 'man, this is nothing like "bubble butt bonanza #16.' i could not stand to be without you.
uh-oh. this is -- is this him? i see the coronal -- right here [ light laughter ] are you looking at this thing? in front of me. >> okay. i mean, it's pretty good but --" i'm confused right now. >> oh, i'm so sorry. i have not introduced myself. we have talked on the phone. this isn't good, you guys. jets quarterback mark sanchez -- but i am doulf lungren -- slash did you hear about this? he reportedly went on a date love monkey. with a girl who is still in high school. [ audience oohs ] they have a lot of in common, >> it's so great of all of you. actually. so mature. he's out in the field every day you know, i would love for my because it's his job, and she's parents -- >> i know. out in the field every day because she has gym second period, so it' -- >> -- they got divorced. >> that's why i'm thinking we [ laughter ] should have the man come. this is -- i'm glad. i'm glad. [ scattered applause ] >> it's important for the children to see us as a unit. and finally, i just read that lady gaga -- and also i cannot stay away from [ laughter ] this potato pancake. she loves the schnitzel. you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] i just read that lady gaga's boyfriend is releasing a >> jimmy: give it for the great memoir/diet book called "the nick swardson. drunk diet." "just go with it" opens everywhere this friday. when he heard this, we'll be right back with, "survival man" les stroud! charlie sheen was like, 'great, now i gotta think of a title for my book. this is ridiculous." [ laughter ] he's hanging out in the bud ladies and gentlemen, we have a light lime green room. great show tonight! give it up for the roots! there he is. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
♪ ♪ ♪ febru-any any 5 ♪ $5 ♪ $5 footlong [ cheers and applause ] ♪ febru-any any 5 ♪ $5 ♪ $5 footlong ♪ febru-any any 5 ♪ you c-c-can't go wrong [ male announcer ] february's now febru-any. this month, every day, any of your favorite regular footlongs are $5 footlongs! even the taster-ific turkey breast and zesty italian b.m.t. join the celebration! >> jimmy: come on! that's my man, jakob dylan, right there, sitting in with the roots! [ cheers and applause ] one of my faves. got a new record out here -- "women and country." new record here, and he's also playing on the big neil young tribute this thursday night at carnegie hall alongside some great artists, including cowboy junkies. and our very own roots.
they're going to be there, too, as well. going to be a fun time. [ cheers and applause ] jakob, thanks for being here, buddy. come back whenever you want, my friend. >> okay. ♪ >> jimmy: all right. [ female announcer ] mini, meet berries. he says, "okay." we've got a great show tonight, introducing new kellogg's frosted mini-wheats you guys. the academy award nominee for the great movie "the kids are with a touch of fruit in the middle. all right," the lovely helloooooo fruit in the middle. annette bening is here! she's amazing. a great, great stand up and, man, a breakout star in this movie. he almost steals the movie -- in the new adam sandler movie "just go with it." nick swardson is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he is so good -- her morning begins with arthritis pain. -- in this movie. that's a coffee and two pills. put your money on nick swardson. the afternoon tour begins with more pain and more pills. you know him from his hit show, "survivorman." he is one genuine badass. the evening guests arrive. les stroud is here. back to sore knees. back to more pills. [ cheers and applause ] the day is done but hang on... her doctor recommended aleve. he's the survivorman! just 2 pills can keep arthritis pain away all day and then we've got some great, great music on the set, from cowboy junkies, on the show!. with fewer pills than tylenol. this is lara who chose 2 aleve [ cheers and applause ] i love cowboy junkies. and fewer pills for a day free of pain. it's gonna be good.
and get the all day pain relief of aleve in liquid gels. but first, here at "late night," we like to pay tribute to the things in life that really matter, and that's why all week, we've been saluting a cultural phenomenon that is truly important. truly timeless. truly permanent. it's the permanent, a.k.a. the perm. that's right, it's late night perm week, everybody! ♪ that's right. [ cheers and applause ] "late night" perm week. an entire week where we celebrate the most stylish hairdo of all time by picking one dude per day from our ♪ audience and perming his hair -- [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: for years our next guest has been risking his life as a survival expert and thus changing his life forever. filmmaker with hit shows like "survivorman" and "beyond survival." take a look. tonight's lucky perm recipient is ryan dudenbostel. [ laughter ] a visiting shaman wants a turn at tattooing me. ryan dudenbostel. he's still in training, but his
ryan is 28 years old. hit is much harder than taroch's he is a conductor and when it comes to making sure the professional clarinet player nail is breaking through my from new york city. skin. he's had quite an exciting hair day today. unfortunately, for me, he's not here. take a look. paying attention to how much ink paste he's using. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, my name is ryan dudenbostel. i live here in new york city. i'm here on "late night with jimmy fallon" to get my hair permed and it's going to be awesome. >> jimmy: he 's also a best-selling author whose latest i think i need a little bit of -- book "will to live: a little flash. and i think perm is all flash. dispatches from the edge of ♪ survival" is out right now. give it up for the survivorman i'm a musician and i've been himself, les stroud! looking for something that kind ♪ of sets me apart as a legitimate artist and i think the perm is really what i really need. >> and since he is a conductor, you know, when he's up there conducting and flailing and doing all that -- the hair's just going to be moving and flashing. >> ryan's always had the nice, wavy hair thing going down, and i think it's time to rock the perm. >> i'm ready to get the perm. i think it's going to be awesome. les, thank you so much for being ♪ on the show. >> hey, my pleasure. my pleasure. >> jimmy: how does one get -- how does one get started in doing this? [cheers and applause ] surviving. >> it runs in my youth. i started off -- you remember jacque cousteau and tarzan movies? >> jimmy: now, ryan has been sequestered since he got permed. so, he hasn't seen himself yet >> jimmy: sure. and his friends haven't seen him >> that's who i grew up with. either. i loved that stuff. i used to play survival out at the cottage and that. and then -- we've got his friends right here >> jimmy: where, like, in your back yard? for moral support. say hi, guys. >> yeah.
>> hi. >> exactly, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have to say [ laughter ] and i knew guys who -- later, hi like -- i don't know what that was. like, i was 25 and i was doing rock and roll and music and all of that and then i just -- i needed a break. you're just blindfolded. i don't know -- "hi!" >> jimmy: you were in a band, you know what i'm saying? right? >> yeah, yeah. i played -- played actually in, weird. like, a bully cologne band at it's all -- where are you guys from? first. i was like the mick ronson dude. >> new york city. >> jimmy: really? >> jimmy: you're new york too? h, what was the name of your band? >> called diamond dogs. how --ow is -- >> jimmy: that's great. how is this going to affect his career, you think? >> i think it's going to be awesome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, clarinet player i love the name of the cover with a perm. >> oh, yeah. band. >> yeah, i know. and this is the journey era of >> and if -- and if it doesn't cover bands up in toronto, work like he can have his own canada. tres hombres for zz top. painting show. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i think he's going to look a lot all those good bands. >> jimmy: canadian. like bob ross. >> bob ros. >> jimmy: you think he's going to look like bob ross? now, i know he's a married man. how you think his wife is going to take this? >> she's going to love it. >> oh, yeah. >> yeah, absolutely. canadian boy. >> they are going to have a canadians! [ cheers and applause ] better sex life. [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. absolutly, absolutly. yeah, yeah. people clapping in canada. >> jimmy: very good. that's good. >> i know. yeah. the whole country is clapping. very good. all right. >> jimmy: now, you've got this now, don't -- don't remove your book here, "will to live." well, tell us what this is blindfolds until i tell you. about. >> this was my opportunity to is everyone ready to meet the take a look at some of the most new ryan? incredible and famous survival >> oh, yeah. stories of all time. [cheers and applause ] and sort of, through my years of >> jimmy: well, here he is experience and survival, take a before -- look at them critically and say -- and here he is now! ryan, come on out! you know, and i wasn't -- i didn't go easy on them. we looked at chris mancadles. ♪ the "into the wild" guy. the sean penn movie uruguay and rugby team that got stuck and had to do cannibalism on the mountain. and i sort of say, here's what i think they could've done.
what they should have done, and what i would have done. >> jimmy: had a fatter rugby >> hey we're almost the same player. yeah. height. had a fatter rugby player on the team. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. could have ate for a week. wow. yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. it's napoleon dynamite, you guys. napoleon dynamite is here. um, what do you never leave home without? [ cheers and applause ] you -- you done got permed. because, i always -- nothing is going to happen to me this is truly a magical transformation. in new york city, i don't think. >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: nick, did you ever get how does it feel? afraid of getting stranded somewhere? >> everyday of my life. [ laughter ] >> it -- it's like it's a whole new me. it's the beginning of the -- of >> i take him with me wherever i the rest of my life today. go. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: you would take nick this is the start of the rest of your life. with you? no, no, no. no good. absolutely. >> he'd make me laugh. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. friends, are you ready to see so, what's in your wallet? him? >> yeah. >> um -- uh -- >> jimmy: all right. >> jimmy: like, do you have, well, take off the blindfolds. like, a credit card that looks ♪ like a blade? >> no. you know what? it's the -- you get the whole survival geek thing going on. >> oh, my god! the gear geeks and stuff. i -- which is great. >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: what do you guys but, for me, if it's pure think? >> weird al yankovic. survival, i just always a way to >> wow, it's amazing. >> weird al. get a fire going. that's it. >> the part! it's perfect. >> wow! always want to have a way to get a fire going. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. i don't care if you're in the i like the part. that's pretty good. that's awesome. jungle, in the desert, in the arctic. the key is the fire. that's always the number it's pretty stylish. one thing. >> jimmy: so, just wear, like, flammable clothes? [ laughter ] >> i love it. or what -- what -- what would you do differently? >> jimmy: and now for the most >> just nothing. important reveal of all, ryan, i carry a butane lighter. that's it. are you ready to see yourself? >> yes, i am, jimmy. >> jimmy: now, you're not -- are you sure? >> i am. >> jimmy: all right, ryan. >> jimmy: creme brule torch. turn around, and have a look, my that you always use.
friend. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you always make -- ♪ you make a great -- >> what if you get lock in, like, a department store, immediate fire? like, right away? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] immediately. just light -- than five minutes does not mean that you're locked in. >> wow. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> it's big. so, don't light a fire at the department store. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm locked in! >> i knew it was big. it felt big. i got to survive! >> jimmy: it felt big to you. it's like, no, no. yeah. >> but it looks bigger. >> there was actually the >> jimmy: it looks even bigger than -- >> yeah, yeah. coolest video. it's larger than life. >> jimmy: i mean, this -- this guy took a -- are you going to keep -- are you going to keep this, you i'm going to say the name of the think? >> well, maybe in some form. company was that store where you yeah. i may have to change it. build your own furniture -- and it's like a youtube video >> jimmy: what? cut it off, and put it in a locker somewhere? where he took items from that >> a perm like this, it chooses you. you don't choose it. store and basically did a [ laughter ] fireball, and got it going right so, if it -- if it decides to there on the floor -- just using, like, a hanger -- a keep me, then you know what, we'll stay together. coat hanger. >> jimmy: uh, yeah. and then he took apart a come over and say hi to your friends. dresser, next thing you know he's got a fire going on the you've been a great player. floor. it's a great youtube video. you can touch his hair if you want to. >> jimmy: really? yeah. in -- in the store? >> no, i don't know where he did it. it was just using all of the store items. it was just -- our thanks to the louis licari salon for this fantastic perm. >> jimmy: oh, to start a fire. >> people just get -- [ cheers and applause ] people get into this survival stuff and they go -- >> jimmy: but, that's what i we're giving out perms all week love about your show. i got to say -- your show is here on "late night." legit. because -- >> thank you. happy perm week, everybody. we'll be right back with "late night" hashtags! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ older man: hello! it's me. >> jimmy: there's -- there's -- it's crazy, but it's legit. i mean, the thing i like about you is -- because there's no cameraman. no audio guys. no -- it's just you. you go and you film yourself with, like, a stick camera out there, and film yourself, and you're waving at yourself, and you're surviving. >> yeah, well, the whole idea was that it's --
>> jimmy: i don't know why anyone would do this. but, you do it, and i love that that guy that sort of looks like your grandfather. you do it and not me. and i made this geico commercial in just fifteen minutes. because i would never do it. >> you know what, nobody was doing it and the ones that were done, just -- they sucked. there's just bad videos on bring it in. stuff. and i just said, you know what, older man: whoa. too close. i'm a filmmaker, and i'm survival expert, why don't i put older man: in fifteen minutes you could do a lot. the two of them together. and that's where i ended up like that. and i could do it alone. like make a trainwreck of a commercial. because if i do it alone, it's for real. right? or save buckets of cash on car insurance. then, you go, okay. there's not a camera crew that's going -- now if you'll excuse me... it's sexy grandpa time. you know, i'm going to get a chocolate bar from them on day ♪ sfx: rap song kicks in. three sort of thing. >> jimmy: you know they would do that. >> yes ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ >> jimmy: come on. come on, give me. give me a bite of your luna bar. ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ >> no reason to be noble on day five. like, hey, my you want to bite this -- no, i can't. i'm surviving. [ laughter ] that's ain't going to happen. >> jimmy: can i get a little makeup here? yeah. can you put fake blood here? >> that happens. >> jimmy: but next, for you, is you're doing a musical about your life? >> well, you know what, everything is full circle, right? >> jimmy: i -- uh -- i want to see this. i'd hate to see the concession stand there. it's like a bunch of worms. ♪ >> worms. and scorpion-ka-bobs. [ female announcer ] mini, meet berries. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. shot glasses of sweat. >> yeah. introducing new kellogg's frosted mini-wheats [ audience groans ] well, the whole thing, i've got this story, of -- with a touch of fruit in the middle. >> jimmy: you got to survive, helloooooo fruit in the middle. you guys.
>> -- you know, starting in -- i started in suburban -- suburbia, and i landed up being accepted as a shaman in the middle of the indonesian jungle. our new neighbors are coming over for dinner. it's a hell of a story arc i've vacuumed my carpet but it's still so dingy. there. she needs resolve deep clean powder. >> jimmy: i mean, it's really cool. >> broadway. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- i just -- it's fast and effective. i know you brought your harmonica with you. >> i did. >> jimmy: would you like to jam out with the roots? resolve gets your carpet truly clean. >> sounds good. the moist powder penetrates deep to release trapped in dirt left behind by vacuuming. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: go for it. les stroud! leaving your carpet looking like new. go for it, buddy! go. and it dries in only 20 minutes. [cheers and applause ] it looks great! the carpet that keeps up with the joneses. trust resolve. ♪ forget stains. for tough pet stains and odors resolve pet products get your carpet truly clean. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: "will to live" is in
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telling me how her bff's husband sent her roses to her job. thanks for making me look like an ass, carl." [ scattered applause ] yeah, carl. what a jerk. this one is from @big dictionary. i get it. [ laughter ] he says, "screw valentine's day. i'm just going to stay at home and watch 'the bachelor' and try to watch all of the chicks get kicked off of facebook." [ scattered applause ] that's the way to go. a man with a plan. that's the way to do it. this is from @hap 337. he says, "where are the candy hearts with things i actually think? like, 'you are annoying and manipulative but damn i got 2 hit that!'" [ applause ] i got to hit that. this is from @phil borgin night.
he says, "hey, honey, here's two pounds of chocolate. now go put on this lingerie." [ laughter ] so romantic. this one is from @brian richi. he says, "i'm going to a fancy restaurant. when the hostess ask, 'table for one?' i'll grab her hand and say, 'it doesn't have to be.'" [ scattered applause ] that's so bad. that's pretty good move. this one is from @electric swarm. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he says, "who needs a date, when you've got beer? cold beer. sad cold beer. oh, god, i'm so lonely." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest are about to release an album, featuring interpretations of songs by the late vic chesnutt, called "demons." they are here tonight to play a they're building a train. song from it called "wrong piano." [ laughter ] please welcome cowboy junkies! [ cheers and applause ] and what am i thinking with that guy? the old 49er. ♪ this is from @smug dingus. he says, "this year my wife said
♪ she's giving me the special treatment in the bedroom. hope it's the robocop box-set." [ applause ] what a nerd. thank you for your corporation. this last one here is from @life cycle. he says, "she gave me a candy heart that read, i've always faked it.'" ♪ oberheim [ audience aws ] there you go. tonight's late night hash tags. yamaha you can always read some more of our favorites. go to latenightwighjimmyfallon.com. steinway and the lot we'll be right back with annette bening everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ david ] well, i basically started noticing my hair loss i must of played the wrong piano ♪ ♪ cause it left me with i don't know what don't talk to me about mistakes ♪ ♪ yes we all simply got to take precautions
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please welcome the beautiful latenightwithjimmyfallon.com for annette bening, everybody! an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to annette bening, ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nick swardson, les stroud. cowboy junkies! [ cheers and applause ] jakob dylan right there! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night the roots, everybody! stay tuned for carson daly. >> jimmy: annette bening, -- thanks for watching. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are gorgeous. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow! you are beautiful. bye-bye. thank you so much for coming to our show. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. oh, i'm so happy to be here. ♪ thanks for having me. >> jimmy: and congratulations -- fourth nomination. "the kids are all right." >> yeah, yeah. you were phenomenal in this movie. this is unreal. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. >> jimmy: so good. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: your other movies, "the grifters," "american beauty," "being julia," and now, "the kids are all right." you've been to your share of award shows. >> i have. >> jimmy: yeah. it's very -- you're very good at them. do you like going to the or do you like -- >> i do. i mean, listen, if you get to be a part of that, it's a good thing. it's a good sign. >> jimmy: it's always a fun thing, yeah. >> yeah, no, it's -- i feel very lucky an di love this movie and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> feel lucky that i got to be in it, so --
>> jimmy: who was the director -- lisa -- >> lisa cholodenko, and she -- >> jimmy: cholodenko. >> right, and she wrote it with her writing partner, stuart blumberg and -- >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> you know, they'd worked on it for years, just trying to get it right and -- >> jimmy: it's so well done. the editing, by the way -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say is great, as well, 'cause the cut to the kids. that -- everybody in this movie is phenomenal. >> the kids are amazing. >> jimmy: the kids actually are amazing. the kids are all right, the kids are -- >> the kids are all right and they're amazing. >> jimmy: -- better than all right, yeah. [ light laughter ] they're really good. i was watching this. i was like, "oh my gosh." and there's so many little things you do in the movie. i'm just like -- [ gasp ] you could hear people that like -- going in the theatre are like, "this -- that's amazing." >> well, i'm really proud of the picture. one of those that took a lot of energy to get made and so now that it's having the life that it's having, it's just a thrill. >> jimmy: and you're up against some great people. natalie portman, "black swan." nicole kidman, "rabbit hole." i didn't see -- but i heard it's great. [ light laughter ] jennifer lawrence, "winter's bone." that was good. >> amazing. >> jimmy: oh man. michelle williams, "blue valentine." that was great too. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you vote? you must vote. you're an academy member. >> yes. right, i do vote. >> jimmy: do you vote for yourself? >> yes. [ laughter and applause ]
absolutely. >> jimmy: you do, right? you have to. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: why would you not? >> exactly. you'd have to be a fool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so good. do you want to tell everyone what "the kids are all right" is about? >> "the kids are all right" is about -- two women, lifetime partners, who have two teenage kids. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the kids -- the oldest one is about go away to college. she's 18. the kids start to get curious about who their sperm donor was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so, behind the mom's backs, they go and they find him. and that's mark ruffalo. so it's really about what happens when this man comes into all their lives. >> jimmy: yeah. and -- really, man, does he come into their lives. >> he does. >> jimmy: 'cause -- 'cause julianne moore, you partner really -- >> she likes him. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i know. it's a problem. >> jimmy: it's insane. you go, "oh man, i've never thought of that idea for a plot of movie" and then, it's like -- it just gets crazy and -- god, it's so funny too, as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the little, tiny jokes in there are so good.
i keep thinking of all of them. i love when you're sticking your head out when you're at the college -- sticking your head out the window. and i know you probably don't remember doing it but it wa s great. it's very funny. you're like, "bye." and everyone loved it in the theatre. the other thing is, there's a scene where you're drinking the wine. you think there's gonna be a blowout fight. >> yes. >> jimmy: i mean, it is like, "oh boy. it's gonna go down." and you just -- you gulp this goblet of wine. you're like -- [ glug ] and you're like, "what's gonna happen?" and then -- i won't tell you what happens but man, it was like good filmmaking. i thought it was so good and everyone loved it so much. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: there's so many little fun things like that and we actually -- we have a clip of you being very funny and very good. you're talking with julianne -- you're out to dinner with another couple and -- >> it's a tense night. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a very tense night. hasn't gotten well. and then, somebody starts talking about how they love organic things and -- it just makes me laugh. here's the great annette bening in "kids are all right." >> hey, so -- have you guys gotten to the whole acai smoothie craving? >> acai fruit packs. yeah, no, but they're pushing
'am like crack, whole foods. >> joel is so addicted to it, he buys it by the case. >> here's what i do. i throw it in the blender with bananas, frozen strawberries and hemp milk. and i'll tell you what -- it is pretty sensational. >> mm hm. >> just [ bleep ] kill me. okay? >> or no. >> i'm sorry, guys, but i just can't -- with the [ bleep ] hemp milk and the organic farming and -- you know, if i hear one more person say that they love heirloom tomatoes, i'm gonna -- kill myself, okay? [ laughter ] oh, and do you know that we're composting now? oh yeah. "oh no, don't throw that in the trash. you have to put it in the composting bin, where all the beautiful, little worms will turn it into this organic mulch and then we'll all feel good about ourselves," you know? i can't do it, okay? i can't -- do it. [ light laughter ] >> hey babe. how about some green tea? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are. it's all like that.
it's so good. best of luck. >> thank you. >> jimmy: academy award night. gosh, i'm such a fan. >> thank you. >> jimmy: annette bening, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] go see "the kids are all right." nick swardson joins us next, everybody. come on back! ♪ [ woman ] thursday! finally! dinner with the girls tonight. i really want dessert. i better skip breakfast. yep, this is all i need. [ stomach growls ] [ female announcer ] skipping breakfast to get ahead? research shows that women who eat breakfast, like the special k breakfast, actually weigh less. now in new multigrain oats and honey. with honey kissed whole grains... you'll never want to skip breakfast again. make your breakfast beautiful. to finish what you started today. for the aches and sleeplessness in between, there's motrin pm. no other medicine, not even advil pm, is more effective for pain and sleeplessness.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. sounded great. welcome back, everybody. our next guest is a hilarious comedian who stars with adam sandler and jennifer aniston in the new movie "just go with it" which opens this friday. put it together for our pal, nick swordsman, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: hey. >> what's up, guys? how are you? >> jimmy: nick sword. >> hi, jacob dylan. >> jimmy: do you know jacob dylan? >> i don't. >> jimmy: you say his full name. >> yeah, totally. that's his name. >> jimmy: that is his name. >> i call people by their names, man. that's how i do it. >> jimmy: you don't look at people in the eye either. >> i don't. where you at? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you seriously don't know where i am? >> you down there? you gone down there again? >> jimmy: how are you, buddy? >> i'm great, man. >> jimmy: you went to the super bowl. >> i did. >> jimmy: that is a big deal. do you enjoy -- do you love football? do you love it? >> i love -- i'm psychotic. huge sports fan. >> jimmy: really? so did you have fun at the thing? >> a little system overload. >> jimmy: why? >> because it's so intense. there's so many parties and there's so much -- they are just throwing money everywhere at all of these parties. so you go -- >> jimmy: they throw money? >> they throw money at the parties, which is great.
then they have like -- just having a party for like g.q. or something and they're like, "yeah, we got nelly and the beatles." you're like, "what?" original line up. you're like, "how'd you do that?" pull it together. >> jimmy: now you -- we were taking backstage about the oscar's. you excited about the oscars? >> i've seen it all, man. i've seen everything. >> jimmy: you've seen all of the movies? >> yeah. seen it all. >> jimmy: what are you thinking? >> i think it's gonna be a no brainer. i go with it every year, "throw mama from the train." this is their year. >> jimmy: they're not gonna -- >> you know --